What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
08.06.2025 04:26
Do you know what she said mum?
True - how I loved my mum!
What do you mean son?
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What! how could you do that?
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.